Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Fun in Prison!

You would have an awful lot of fun as a nurse in the prison system - there are men in there who have not had sex in years and lust for it dreadfully. They will keep their eyes averted from you when they see you to stop themselves becoming inflamed and engorged.

My friend is a prison psychologist and a closet lesbian and said it is great fun doing interviews at times - a casually dropped hand to a knee (apparently accidentally) is enough to almost set them off and they can become bulls and smash the next prisoner they see as they sublimate their sexual drive into violence. She then acts horrified and says, "Well, he was behaving so well over the last while, too!"

She relates the stories to her girlfriend (a prison guard) when they make love together - it enhances the experience for them both.

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